We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-- and a free taxpayer funded cell phone.
Declaration of Independence circa 2011
I'm sure that Martin Luther King Jr. is rolling in his grave knowing that his famous words from the "I Have A Dream" speech have been bastardized to mean this:
"Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, cell phones are free at last!"
Free Cell Phones Are Now A Civil Right
Pennsylvanians on public assistance now have a new 'civil right' -- free cell phones. Meanwhile, the rest of us get to pay higher cell bills as a result.
|Your Tax Dollars At Work|
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