Posted by Brian
"Janet, it says here on your passport that you are female, but the scanner detected what appeared to be, shall we say, your male member under your clothing."
"Yes, it did. However, I see myself as female, so in the eyes of the government, I am a female, even though I have male genitalia."
"Very well then, Ms. Napolitano. So, would you like a pole-smoking or non-pole-smoking seat"?
Perhaps later the government can accommodate the bestiality crowd,
State Department Will Issue 'Female' Passports to Anatomical Males
March 11, 2013 By Penny Starr
(CNSNews.com) – The U.S. State Department's policy on dealing with transgendered people will allow Americans who are anatomically male but identify themselves as female to secure U.S. passports that match their gender "identity" rather than their anatomy.
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